Already immortalized by an already dated Eminem song, Tom Green is going to once again try his raccoon-carcass-covered hand at rapping. That’s right, we said “once again.” Didn’t you know he was a member of not-too-shabby early-‘90s Canadian hip-hop crew Organized Rhyme? They were nominated for a Juno! Don’t you watch the Junos? Our beloved moose-humper says in a press release, “It’s time for me as an artist, and a human being, to dig deep down into my soul and be completely honest. For the past several years I have grappled with a hidden truth. Now, it is finally my time to be honest. It is time for me to be honest with the public, with my friends, with my family, and most importantly, with myself. I am a rapper.” Hey, dude, if rubbing your ass on a pizza for a living isn’t being honest, then call me a dirty liar. His new album will be due out in the fall on Sony BMG Canada, and will be produced by Mike Simpson of the Dust Brothers.
